we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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