I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
