he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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