idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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