that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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