I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
