She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
