If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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