ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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