if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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