How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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