It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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