Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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