it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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