I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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