God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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