In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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