So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
operation have a gay friend backfired
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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