What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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