ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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