the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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