i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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