This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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