I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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