That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You know, be my cock's hype man.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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