You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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