my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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