I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I looked at my own cervix.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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