the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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