Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could teleport
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We got so high we made milksteak
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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