Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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