i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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