So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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