haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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