So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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