So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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