I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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