i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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