Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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