If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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