Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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