I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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