We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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