My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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