: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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