Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize