oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
