Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
