I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
