is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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